Mukasey's New Office a Big Splash


Different Strokes: Australian Crawl, Butterfly, Backstroke, Mukasey* (*this Olympic Swimming Stroke begins with a series of dunkings, followed by gaspings for air, sputtering, lungs filling with water, finally ending with a question and answer period where one cannot find the right words for what just happened...um, torture? Pretend murder? Forced simulated drowning? Evil and useless tactic to inspire generations of so-called enemy combatants to curse your name and vow revenge? Whatever, it's too close to call...besides, Rudy Giuliani used to do this sort of thing for laughs when he was a lifeguard on the Titanic...)

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