Prepare to be creeped out:

Rick Lisko hunts deer with a bow but got his most unusual one driving his truck down his mile-long driveway. The young buck had nub antlers — and seven legs. Lisko said it also had both male and female reproductive organs. "It was definitely a freak of nature," Lisko said. "I guess it's a real rarity."

When he looked at the animal, he noticed three- to four-inch appendages growing from the rear legs. Later, he found a smaller appendage growing from one of the front legs.

Ick. And no jokes about "smaller appendages," please. Don't even go there. We've already seen massive mutations and seven-legged frogs from pesticide pollution. Now, large mammals?

Oh, but wait. I forgot the good news:

"And by the way, I did eat it," Lisko said. "It was tasty."

Now which large mammal is at the top of the food chain? Hmmm, let me think...

Thanks, agribusiness! Thanks, corporations!