My Last Song For Dick Cheney

Oh, Dick, I Am Mad At You
Lyrics by mjs
Music in My Head from an indeterminate source

Mr. Dick Cheney
is the man with plenty
a whole lot meaner than Shrek

An actor with great skill
he goes in for the kill
and everybody else runs like heck

A true puppet master
pulls the strings of disaster
like some nasty Klingon from Star Trek

He lies through his nose
he's the first with last throes
if he shows his gun you best hit the deck

(chorus)
Oh, Dick, I am mad at you
I am mad at you and all that you do
Oh, Dick, I have had all of it
I've had enough of Dick, it is true
It's true
Too much Dick has made me blue

The Prez is his flunky
a dry-drunk monkey
a smarmy ass bully unhinged

He came to power
when the voting went sour
when they claimed his rights were impinged

He went to the West Wing
thinking he was the new king
but it was Cheney who was feeling a twinge

All his friends made money
when the Shia fought the Sunnis
he burns the world but never gets singed

(chorus)
Oh, Dick, I am mad at you
I am mad at you and all that you do
Oh, Dick, I have had all of it
I've had enough of Dick, it is true
It's true
Too much Dick has made me blue

The billionaire's billionaire
a certain kind of savoir faire
this dude knows what power is for

Making money hand over fist
he's just like Oliver Twist
he ain't shy about asking for more

The pairing that he forged
wasn't him and that fool George
it was Dick and Rummy to the core

And when the world is destroyed
it's because boys will be boys
and there's a whole lot of money in war

(chorus)
Oh, Dick, I am mad at you
I am mad at you and all that you do
Oh, Dick, I have had all of it
I've had enough of Dick, it is true
It's true
Too much Dick has made me blue

Mr. Dick Cheney
is the man with plenty
a whole lot meaner than Shrek

An actor with great skill
he goes in for the kill
and everybody else runs like heck

A true puppet master
pulls the strings of disaster
like some nasty Klingon from Star Trek

He lies through his nose
he's the first with last throes
if he shows his gun you best hit the deck

(chorus)
Oh, Dick, I am mad at you
I am mad at you and all that you do
Oh, Dick, I have had all of it
I've had enough of Dick, it is true
It's true
Too much Dick has made me blue

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Respect for the Office

of the Speaker of the House. Dick Down Under:

"And my statement was that if we adopt the Pelosi policy, that then we will validate the strategy of al-Qaeda. I said it, and I meant it."

The Vice Resident added "oh and tell that California Cunt she can go fuck herself. Heh."

Josh Marshall gets snarky about the Dick

-- Ever since 10 p.m. Eastern or so, a half-dozen really good posts.

Jimmy Carter:

"If you go back and see what Vice President Cheney has said for the last three or four years concerning Iraq, his batting average is abysmally low."

Australian journalist:

"Mr. Vice President, you've said that the British draw-down from Iraq reflects their success there and not domestic considerations. Did the United States ask for them to redeploy those troops inside Iraq to take some strain off the U.S. forces involved in the Baghdad Security Plan and in al Anbar province? And if not, why not?"

funny cheney video

dick cheney summed up in one word (sort of)--see video:
http://minor-ripper.blogspot.com/2006/12...

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