I suppose there are a million sites like this; I don’t spend much time looking at humor and culture websites. But I thought this one was quite funny:

The most important question we can ask about God: Why won’t God heal amputees?

What are we seeing here? It is not that God sometimes answers the prayers of amputees, and sometimes does not. Instead, in this situation there is a very clear line. God never answers the prayers of amputees. It would appear, to an unbiased observer, that God is singling out amputees and purposefully ignoring them.

No matter how many people pray, no matter how often they pray, no matter how sincere they are, no matter how much they believe, no matter how deserving the amputee, what we know is that prayers do not inspire God to regenerate amputated legs. This happens despite what Jesus promises us in Matthew 21:21, John 14:14, Mark 11:24, etc.

Funny in that Black Humor way, that is. Because, there are now many, many more people for whom God will never regenerate a limb, and they lost them thanks to a BoyKing who believed that God wanted him to start a Crusade that will lead to Armeggdon, if left unchecked.

Sometimes, the states of anger and humor are for me to seperate in myself…