"No scrubs"

Back at ya, “creative class” [cough] fave Jay-Z:

Of course, I’m really into this song exclusively for the lyrics, not the visuals:

A scrub is a guy that thinks he’s fly
And is also known as a buster (busta, busta…)
Always talkin’ about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
So (no)

I don’t want your number (no)
I don’t want to give you mine and (no)
I don’t want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don’t want none of your time and (no)

Chorus:
I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend’s ride
Trying to holler at me
I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend’s ride
Trying to holler at me

There’s a scrub checkin’ me
But his game is kinda weak
And i know that he cannot approach me
Cuz i’m lookin’ like class and he’s lookin’ like trash
Can’t get wit’ no deadbeat ass
So (no) (yea, yea)

I don’t want your number (no)
I don’t want to give you mine and (no)
I don’t want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don’t want none of your time (no)

Chorus

If you don’t have a car and you’re walking
Oh yes son i’m talking to you
If you live at home wit’ your momma
Oh yes son i’m talking to you (baby)
If you have a shorty that you don’t show love
Oh yes son i’m talking to you (yea yea yea yea…)
Wanna get with me with no money
Oh no i don’t want no (oh)

No scrub (no scrub, no love)
No scrub (no no) (no scrub, no love)
No scrub (no no no no no)
No scrub (no no)
No

Chorus

Chorus

Left eye:
See, if you can’t spatially expand my horizon
Then that leaves you in a class with scrubs never risin’
I don’t find it surprisin’
If you don’t have the g’s
To please me and bounce from here to the coast of overseas
So, let me give you somethin’ to think about
Inundate your mind with intentions to turn you out
Can’t forget the focus on the picture in front of me
You as clear as dvd on digital tv screen
Satisfy my appetite with something spectacular
Check your vernacular
And then i get back to ya
With diamond like precision
Insatiable is what i envision
Can’t detect acquisition
From your friend’s expedition
Mr. big willy if you really wanna know
Ask chilli, could i be a silly ho
Not really, t-boz and all my senoritas
Is steppin’ on your filas
But you don’t hear me though
“But you don’t hear me though.” Indeed. Just sayin. NOTE Thanks to alert reader myiq2xu.

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Now they claim it wasn't a bird.

There is a picture at Media Matters allegedly showing that it wasn’t a little birdie that Obama was offering to Hillary.

Gee, a still photo, from another angle, shows something different?

How do we know where his fingers were immediately before and after the still picture?

What’s the provenence of the picture? Is it even the same rally? The same point in time in the rally?

Look at the faces of the crowd, they aren’t cheering and laughing like you can hear in the video.

Sorry, the evidence is no evidence.

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“Real ponies don’t oink” - Patrick McManus

So, the crowd cheered why? For Obama's pinkie?

I don’t think so.

And “in her element” isn’t an applause line.

[x] Any (D) in the general. [ ] Any mullah-sucking billionaire-teabagging torture-loving pus-encrusted spawn of Cthulhu, bless his (R) heart.

Hell, Lambert; they cheered when he blew his nose

Why not a cheer for scratching an itch?

You’re looking for rational from the OFB? And citing what they do, in the way of cheering, as evidence for something concrete? Half the time they cheer for him and all he’s done is stutter.

And “in her element” is indeed an applause line; not a screamer, but when you’re mocking the quality of the questions, saying the event was an absurdity, to say your opponent was comfortible with that environment is a mirthful campaign dig; not nice, but inbounds.

All Obama needs to do is produce nasal mucous to get approval. Would that it worked for us all.

Even the Big Blog Boyz

acknowledged that’s what it was (see Yglesias, Matthew).

FrenchDoc: They WORMed it

when the video went viral and they realized people outside the OFB clubhouse weren’t amused.

It never occurred to them that lots of people would find it offensive.

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“Real ponies don’t oink” - Patrick McManus

Bird or no bird...

the whole performance was smirky and pandering, like W on his game. So whether or not it was really a “one-finger victory salute” seems incidental to me. Maybe even a bit of a red herring. The arm gesture twisting the knife, the shoulder brushing, “Senator Clinton was in her element” and take a beat for applause. The flip was there metaphorically in all of that.

Applause Line

Ben Smith

Sullivan

FirstRead

HuffPo

TPM

More than a few outlets picked up on the line immediately. If that wasn’t an applause line, I don’t know what is. Still, surely some idiots cheered because they thought it was the finger - but this does not speak to Obama’s intent. His reaction is what you would expect upon getting applause from an applause line.

Mana: Do you have a real source

besides the kool-aid drinking OFB?

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“Real ponies don’t oink” - Patrick McManus

It's really not just the "bird"

It is but a symptom. The entire speech smacked with the perception that he sees Clinton as nothing more than nasty shit, that must be stepped in and scraped off, or flicked away from the shoulder. It bespoke of a man, attempting to denigrate his fair and equitable opponent, the day after she agreed to support him in whatever manner possible should he get the nomination. He is attempting to dehumanize, and the fact that all those outlets fell for it with whooping glee, demonstrates all you need to understand about them.

I have also figured out why he won’t commit or even consider a Unity ticket, and that’s because he has already chosen his running mate. I don’t know who, but I think he will go with a Red State Democrat.

In other news, Sen. Lieberman has stated that he would speak at the Republican National Convention. Can we give him minority status now?

Bill Clinton for First Dude!!!

Yes, Aeryl,

Thanks. That was what I was trying to say. To argue over whether it was “the bird” or not is a red herring. The whole clip was a metaphorical fuck you.

Simple answers to simple questions

In other news, Sen. Lieberman has stated that he would speak at the Republican National Convention. Can we give him minority status now?

No.

This has been a very special “Harry Reid” episode of simple answers to simple questions.

The "Bird"

In many ways was the least offensive part of his entire spiel or at least it’s the “fuck you” in the rest of the crap he’s spewing that makes any claims of flipping the bird seem credible.