10) Because you want to see all the bloggers and pundits who've been screaming, "Why won't the stupid bitch quit?!?" forced to eat shit when she takes her boobs and moves into the White House.

Okay, I'm not sure that actually qualifies as a bad reason. But you have to admit it's kind of petty.

Melissa McEwan on the recent Tuskagee-like research done using industrial waste in black neighborhoods. Ick.