Barack Obama wants Bill to heal Hillary Clinton wounds
Barack Obama, the probable Democratic presidential nominee, wants Bill Clinton to help him heal the deep party rifts created by his wife Hillary’s divisive campaign...

“If anybody can put their arms around the party and say we need to be together, it is Bill Clinton,” a senior Obama aide said.

And Bill gets?

But look, I thought that Obama was the one with the Unity Pony? But now it's Bill Clinton? Then why'd you smear him as a racist? WTF? Is Obama's Unity Pony on back order too? Then how'd Bill Clinton get one?

"He’s brilliant, he has got heart and he cares deeply about the country. It’s tricky because of his position as Hillary’s spouse, but his involvement is very important to us."

And Bill gets?

“Bill Clinton will give permission to Hillary supporters to come into our camp and become one party.

Er, no. We're not a cult. Or a movement. We don't "need permission." You asshole.

He is critical to this effort.”

And Bill gets? You're going to love this: