Obama goes meta on crowning himself 5/20

As we would expect a meta-leader to do.* Politico sets the record straight. May 6:

An Obama senior adviser, who asked that his name be withheld to speak candidly, told Politico the next day: "On May 20, we're going to declare victory."

May 19? Not so much. Barack "No Mas" Obama didn't close the deal. Again.

Today, the Obama Movement is back-pedaling on the whole "Let's celebrate our seizure of power!" thing, and I'm betting whichever operative sold the idea to the man is going to lose his Blackberry account. And whoever got delegated the job of canceling this turkey without embarrassing anyone and then couldn't deliver is going back to piece-work under the third-shift lights in Axelrod's warehouse full of astro-turfers. Savor, savor the Movement's spin today: It's hyper-competent:

Concerned about appearing presumptuous or antagonistic towards Hillary Rodham Clinton, Barack Obama will not declare victory in the Democratic nomination fight Tuesday in the event he wins enough pledged delegates to claim a majority.

Rather, he'll tiptoe right up to the line, without explicitly asserting the race is over...

... he'll get people to believe it. That's the meta. You might also call it the con.

Leaders lead, as Atrios is fond of saying. They don't tiptoe right up to the line, do they?

Since when has the Obama Movement ever worried about being "antagonistic" toward Hillary's campaign? How could these people at Politico even write that sentence with a straight face, assuming they did? But now, the hyper-bestest part of all:

While it may sound like an exercise in hair-splitting, the conscious decision not to declare victory is a revealing measure of the sensitivity surrounding overtures that appear to disrespect Clinton and her supporters.

It's also a reflection of the Obama campaign's supreme confidence in the delegate math [except] at this juncture--the campaign now appears secure enough in its commanding position that it no longer feels compelled to declare victory in an attempt to marginalize Clinton.

Oh, for pity's sake. A child of six wouldn't fall for this, though no doubt our famously free press will. This is like saying that Muhammed Ali felt so secure in his "commanding position" that he didn't actually need to deliver the "phantom punch" that knocked out Sonny Liston. But then, the "float like a butterfly" part is all about the meta, so Obama would be good at it; the "sting like a bee" part? Not so much.

Make no mistake: If Obama thought he could have put Hillary away tomorrow, he would have.

What this means is that we who support Hillary are doing exactly the right thing. Obama's not calling off the coronation to be "gracious"; he's calling it off because we made him feel fear; or, to be slightly more sophisticated, because we made him understand we have leverage. That's also the message of "be nice" (though apparently somebody didn't get the memo). And that's also the message of the OFB fanning out all over the blogosphere pushing oddly coordinated Code Blue ("stark reality") bullshit. "We come in peace to serve mankind." Uh-huh.

Pushback works. More like this please. Maximize leverage, no matter what. Make 'em ask for your vote. Make the DNC do the right thing by FL and MI when it counts. Don't let the press determine your President. And don't believe the hype. Because whoever ordered the jumbo shrimp** for the coronation's got some 'splainin' to do.

NOTE * Ever notice how Obama talks a lot about leading, but never actually does it? Remember how we were going to have a national conversation about race after Teh Greatest Speech EVAH in Philadelphia, and then Obama dropped the whole thing as soon as it looked like the real topic of the speech -- Obama's choice of Wright as a pastor -- blew over? That's meta-leadership. That's why you should discount anything and everything Obama is saying now about what he's going to do as President, now that he finally seems willing to talk about it in the press. It's all meta.

NOTE ** Or do the "creative class" [cough] even eat jumbo shrimp these days? Maybe jumbo shrimp transformed into culinary foam? (Which is a great metaphor for the Obama campaign, come to think of it. Have to work up a riff on that.)

NOTE From poor Obama's perspective, none of this matters. He'll manage to insult or alienate some constituency even with his meta-declaration of meta-victory; it never fails. Heck, the whole fucking event is an insult to the primary process and the voters who have not yet voted, as the über-competent Obama Movement should have understood from the beginning. Jeralyn:

[T]he Democratic nomination is not Obama’s to claim until one of two things happens: Either Hillary withdraws from the race or all the delegate votes, pledged, unpledged and superdelegate, are counted at the convention.

Bingo. Hyper-competent bingo.

UPDATE Eight-time loser Bob Shrum stabs Hillary in the back on Press the Meat yesterday. Now we're getting somewhere....

UPDATE Some choice quotes from Hillary today:

"You can declare yourself anything, but if you don't have the votes, it doesn't matter," Clinton said Monday in a satellite interview with an Oregon television station before a campaign appearance in Kentucky.

Clinton said Obama, who has refused to debate her since they last faced off just before the Pennsylvania primary last month, would "rather just talk to giant crowds than have questions asked."

Yep. Why would that be, I wonder?

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All Hillary has to do is run hard in these last primaries

And hang in all summer. Obama will be begging her to take the nomination by the time it's all over. Well -- maybe not. His ability to avoid reality seems endless.

Still, I do believe that Democrats will lose patience with his games before this is settled. Or is it all about the money.

(sigh) Weirdest election ever.

[Update to add] Lambert, Thanks for this post -- it's really got me thinking.

One thing I've noticed is that although the media in reporting this story does say "majority of pledged delegates" they don't seem to understand that that is a nuanced term. They seem to think they're saying Majority of delegates.

It's Not Even the Majority of Pledged Delegates

Because Dean has said some delegates from MI/FL will be seated. So he's won a majority of pledged delegates until May 31.

Which when you think about it is even better. He's going to announce that he's won something only to probably have the DNC correct him 11 days later.

"Do what you feel in your heart to be right -- for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. " - Eleanor Roosevelt

they better correct it-esp in FL--

(shudder)

Because Dean has said some delegates from MI/FL will be seated. So he’s won a majority of pledged delegates until May 31.

Make this stop.

Elixir Called It

From the previous coronation thread:

I Fully Believe Obama Is Going To Walk This Thing Back
Submitted by elixir on Mon, 2008-05-19 10:52.
and say “Coronation? What coronation?! I’m just making a speech here. Can’t a guy make a speech w/out everyone asking me all these questions?! I just want to eat my waffle.”

I love this job!

Reply

"Do what you feel in your heart to be right -- for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. " - Eleanor Roosevelt

W-e-e-e-l-l ...

I think there probably should be an at-least-24-hours-beforehand requirement for the judges to award the official certificate for "calling it," but that said, elixir did. And I love working in the waffles thing. Let me see....

[x] Any (D) in the general. [ ] ?????. [ ] Any mullah-sucking billionaire-teabagging torture-loving pus-encrusted spawn of Cthulhu, bless his (R) heart.

"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi

he dropped it

because polling showed his campaign had dropped the ball in proposing this arrogant idea in the first place.

according to btd at talk left, polling in oregon shows a much closer race, compared to earlier times, with a LOT of undecideds.

axelrod does not want those undecided to break for clinton because they are pissed at the obama campaign.

too bad they canceled this deal. i was silently predicting a real train wreck for the b 'n o.

The whole idea went over like a lead balloon

even the OFB didn't seem to enthusiastic to have him "declare" victory.

That would be like the Patriots busting out the bubbly with 4 minutes left in the fourth quarter.

It's always bad luck to start celebrating too soon. Pumpkinhead declared the race over after NC, and a week later the Precious got nuked in WV.

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Lead balloon indeed

And yet, somehow, the Obama Movement and our famously free press were the last to notice.

After hubris.... Comes nemesis.

[x] Any (D) in the general. [ ] ?????. [ ] Any mullah-sucking billionaire-teabagging torture-loving pus-encrusted spawn of Cthulhu, bless his (R) heart.

"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi

waffleman

that's it,

waffleman.

America's Favorite Meta-Super-Hero!

Take it from there, guys....

[x] Any (D) in the general. [ ] ?????. [ ] Any mullah-sucking billionaire-teabagging torture-loving pus-encrusted spawn of Cthulhu, bless his (R) heart.

"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi

Hey everyone

It's the Awesome Waffling Presumptor!!

Look! It's

The Waffler! (with apologies to Alton Brown...)

Look! There! Down in the syrup!

It's Waffleman!

[x] Any (D) in the general. [ ] ?????. [ ] Any mullah-sucking billionaire-teabagging torture-loving pus-encrusted spawn of Cthulhu, bless his (R) heart.

"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi

Obama doesn't want to antagonize Clinton voters

This is from the article "Obama: No victory declaration Tuesday". Axelrod, etc., Thank You For Your Concern! It's worked so well, hasn't it?

"Right now, it is all about unifying the party," said Peter Fenn, a Democratic strategist unaffiliated with either campaign. "This election should be won by the Democrats if the Democrats unite behind a candidate. The one hope that McCain has is if the party splits. For Obama, WHO HAS SO FAR BEEN VERY CONCERNED ABOUT ANTAGONIZING CLINTON'S SUPPORTERS, you are walking a fine line."

And now, off-topic... How do I close "strong" or "blockquote", etc.? I thought you just typed the same <*> after what you highlighted, but that does not get the job done.

No, not the same.

Add a "/" , like </*>. Think of it as the spring that closes a screen door. View source, you'll see it everywhere.

[x] Any (D) in the general. [ ] ?????. [ ] Any mullah-sucking billionaire-teabagging torture-loving pus-encrusted spawn of Cthulhu, bless his (R) heart.

"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi

Thanks!

Now I am fully in compliance .

Thanks!

Even if he doesn't delcare victory

How much do you want to bet that he'll time his [whatever he is going to say] speech to knock Senator Clinton off the airways when she is celebrating her Kentucky win?

of course he will--

and i bet the media won't cover her whole speech anyway no matter what--they're all dismissive, condescending now and pretending they're being indulgent by even mentioning her--like "let the silly women play thru on the golf course so the men can get down to business" or something.

Not to polish this apple too much, the "waffle" has play on

a few levels. Clearly (at least to me), the "Waffle" represents Obama's soul, his inner boy, just yearning to be 'imself without everyone getting up in his stuff. Challenging the Waffle makes him vulnerable and cranky leading to missteps like 57 States and the big flip off. Another use of the Waffle is the traditional use as an adjective describing Obama's stance on issues such as social security or healthcare - "waffling" on an issue. This hasn't been applied yet (to my knowledge) so there's more fun ahead.

I love this job!

I love this job!

Waffles Also Don't Stand Up Particularly Well

Listen to Obama defend his wife, he sounds more professorial than Kerry. The GOP is going to eat him alive.

Oh, and fun fact I just found out or rather re-found out because I had forgotten, Walter Mondale's campagin slogan was "America Needs Change."

"Do what you feel in your heart to be right -- for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. " - Eleanor Roosevelt

Soggy Waffle?

Soaked in whine.

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Waffleman as pater familias

Interjecting, he doesn't let My Wife speak for herself. [I guess the little lady is too delicate to "own" her thoughts and observations about her life experiences, much less speak up for herself about them.]

I hate this kind of paternalistic craptalk.

These folks should lay off my wife. Or what -- more of the same Bushian egotude?

This waffle is more like Texas toast.

waffleman

the image:

kind of like squarebob spongepants.

the super-hero outfit?

dunno. it would have to include a grid of little squares though.

Wafflebarry Whinepants?

N/T

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I think I like Waffleman better...

Perhaps because of the superhero costume.

[x] Any (D) in the general. [ ] ?????. [ ] Any mullah-sucking billionaire-teabagging torture-loving pus-encrusted spawn of Cthulhu, bless his (R) heart.

"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi

With his sidekick, "Fan Boi?"

A very passive-fauxgressive combo

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Fucking brilliant!

They need a slogan....

[x] Any (D) in the general. [ ] ?????. [ ] Any mullah-sucking billionaire-teabagging torture-loving pus-encrusted spawn of Cthulhu, bless his (R) heart.

"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi

WWTSBQ

Si o no?

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Rain on the victory parade?

Somewhat OT, but riverdaughter posted a link to register for a protest

A fair outcome on that looming debacle would pour a lot of rain on the Presumptuous Nominee's Victory Parade I think.

Any of the Massachusetts area people interested in sharing a bus or even just meeting up there?

I'll check the comments to see if there's any interest and then we can make plans via email.

Thanks!

Some Great Metaphors Going On Here

Ali and phantom punches, Patriots breaking out the bubbly on the field...and the waffle, potent giver of all manner of aggressive and defensive maneuvers. One caution on that latter one; be aware that the waffle as cultural talisman has been a favored trope in one of Dowd's worst columns/public psychotic breaks. No matter how intense your hostility to Obama, no one is allowed to entertain for even a moment any notion that Dowd is onto something. Not ever. For those of you who are tempted to think that she might be, Corrente will offer virtual re-education seminars by request. None of which precludes non-Dowd uses of all manner of waffle images and metaphors.

BTW, no one is better at explaining HTML than Lambert. After several years of not being able to memorize the code for embedding links within the text, then thinking I had finally done it, and then finding, especially in commenting on blogs not my own, I couldn't ever get it to embed, Lambert finally explained the logic of the code, and from that moment on, I never had so much as a momentary lapse into cluelessness, at least about that particular issue.

Lambert, that is an intense post. I especially like the double implication in the use of "meta," i.e., going for a process "win," and then stepping back from the line, so that it becomes a faux-win, but enough on both levels to convince people of his own "inevitability."

I have some quibbles, but I think I'll address the larger subject in a post.

Puppies for Leah, stat!!!

She's going to post! Help her!

NOTE Agreed on waffle. That's why I steered the virulence toward the milder super-hero....

[x] Any (D) in the general. [ ] ?????. [ ] Any mullah-sucking billionaire-teabagging torture-loving pus-encrusted spawn of Cthulhu, bless his (R) heart.

"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi

Yeah, MoDo Is Awful

and if I'm picking up anything she has said, even unintentionally, I want to know so I never use it again.

"Do what you feel in your heart to be right -- for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. " - Eleanor Roosevelt

a slogan

well

maybe something involving "sweetie" or "syrupy" or "sugar daddy".

or "will go with/goes well with" anything.

or "corned beef hash"

or "fluffy whipped cream"

and of course that e-bayed sausage has to be worked in somewhere, though it might be riske.

"It's a new coalition, sweetie!"

or

"Money changes everything"

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"Get the butter?"

Oh, snap!

[x] Any (D) in the general. [ ] ?????. [ ] Any mullah-sucking billionaire-teabagging torture-loving pus-encrusted spawn of Cthulhu, bless his (R) heart.

"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi

"Butter me up, Fan Boi"

Kinda like "Book 'em Dano! Murder one!"

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Ouch!

That's not bad. Not bad at all.

[x] Any (D) in the general. [ ] ?????. [ ] Any mullah-sucking billionaire-teabagging torture-loving pus-encrusted spawn of Cthulhu, bless his (R) heart.

"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi

The narrative: Obama needs her as VP

Do people not realize that Clinton can still be the nominee? Am I delusional for insisting that the superdelegates still have the option to maximize their GE chances by having Clinton at the top of the ticket and that Obama/Clinton would only serve to highlight his glaring weaknesses, in terms of accomplishment, experience, and demographic appeal (i.e. they would still lose and Clinton would be blamed for it)?

Besides, Clinton can't neuter the dangers of Obama's personality-based campaign: being exceptionally vulnerable to personal attacks. And since the GOP will make sure to present Obama (and the DNC) as having stole the nomination from Clinton and the anti-Democratic media will focus on how Obama exploited and rode a wave of anti-female bigotry towards the nomination, her being second to him will backfire with many women (Again, the media will do this only to hurt the Democratic nominee, not out of concern for social justice).

Considering how many top Democrats are all of a sudden praising Clinton (talking point: she's the most powerful woman in politics), it seems that they believe that since women are used to deferring to men, including those who are vastly inferior to them, it's much more acceptable in terms of identity politics to have Obama/Clinton than Clinton/Obama. The Party has shown itself to be quite clueless when it comes to women and winning in November (hint: identity politics alone won't work).

I like one of the comments from TL: Maybe Obama is playing nice to make sure Clinton picks him as VP!

they're only praising her bec they want it over with--

she will not be the veep--DC Dems don't want the Clintons anywhere near the WH.

Right, it defeats the whole purge

That's why it's so confusing until you realize it's most likely a psych out. However, I can see some DNC "leaders" believing Obama/Clinton would be the most "reasonable" compromise (read: the least worst way to still lose) so I was just laying down the reasons why it would be a failure.

With all these Democrats (Biden, Dodd, Edwards, Byrd) coming out to spin for Obama and cast Clinton aside I wonder if they fear she'll take it to the convention. God, I hope so (if that's the only way she can get the nomination). You would think they would choose to avoid all this shit and just pick her now, but no, they're desperate to fuck it up as much as humanly possible.

This goddamn fucking mess will go down in history! Fuckers. All of 'em.

it's that "broken system" Obama trashes--

working day and night to install him--and take her out.

For Leah's sake [and mine]

Puppies forgive me, I should have written:

This waffler is more like Texas toast.

I Like It!

Now all we need is an artist who can do a rendering of our two heroes saving the democratic party from some poor lunch bucket worker exclaiming "It's a New Coalition, Sweetie!"

"Do what you feel in your heart to be right -- for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. " - Eleanor Roosevelt

Presidential Campaign Slogans

A chick in every VP slot and a waffle in every bucket!/sarcasm

it's a new coaliton, sweetie

a rosie-the-riveter type, hair peeking out from under her hard-hat

looks up from her job (maybe putting wire ties on rebar) in one of these giant construction holes in large cities whose sides are reinforced with steel beams and cross-ties

just as obama is being being carried by on his gilded litter, born by eight silicon valley money men.

"it's a new coalition, sweetie.

i be back later to listen to your problems."

or

i'm on the way to my coronation as king of a new coalition, sweetie.

i'll get back to you later.

(phrasing is awkward, too obvious)

or

???????

where did that masked waffle come from?

never heard of him before?

waffleman,

the democrat from area 51.

That would be

Area 57

Area 55

Two states don't count

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