By popular acclaim, we are offering for your amusement and edification the exciting new game "Obama Golf"!
The rules are simple, and any number can play: To win, change an innocuous Hillary statement into a wankfest-worthy statement in the fewest number of strokes:
Hillary says “We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California.”
1. Black leaders have been assassinated
2. Obama is a black leader
3. She was talking about assassinating Obama
Three strokes, total. (“Teeing up” the initial trigger word does not count as a stroke).
The first player/team takes quote out of any statement by Hillary (or Bill, any campaign staff member,prominent supporter or anyone else you deem worthy of defamation and vilification) and the second player/team has to transmogrify it to an offensive statement or slur about Barack Obama in the fewest possible number of strokes.
The first "stroke" must have a semi-logical connection to the "tee" and each successive stroke must do the same to the stroke immediately preceding it
After an agreed upon number of turns, the player/team with the lowest score wins that round.
Let's try another example:
“Buenas noches! It is wonderful to be here,” Sen. Hillary Clinton said this evening after touching down in Puerto Rico.
0. Buenas noches
1. Spanish for "good night"
2. Night is dark
3. "Darkie" is a racial slur used to refer to blacks
4. Obama is black
5. Hillary was dogwhistling a racial slur directed at Obama.
See how easy it is?
NOTE For more examples of how to play, see the earlier version of the game. -- lambert