Obama grades himself B+ for 2009, so God help us in 2010 if he gives himself an A

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Humility. I like that in a President:

President Barack Obama, in an interview that aired Sunday, gave himself "a good solid B-plus" grade for his first year in office.

Speaking with fellow Chicagoan Oprah Winfrey, the president claimed progress on economic and international fronts.

Does he think he's still in grad school, or what?

unemployment

"The biggest burden on me right now is that economic growth has happened, but job growth has not happened," Obama told Winfrey on the ABC special.

It's not a burden on you, asshole. It's not about you!

It's a "burden" on the people who are in fear of losing their job, have lost their job, or have given up looking for a job because there's no reason for them to think they'll get one. And after giving the banksters their billions NOW NOW NOW it took you a fucking year to throw together a pissant jobs summit that sank without a trace in about one news cycle.

It's a "burden" on the people who lost their homes. And after giving the banksters their billions NOW NOW NOW your mortgage mod program has a 1% success rate after a fucking year and all you can do is threaten to embarass them.

And it's a "burden" on people who lost their health insurance when they lost their jobs, and the fucking Dems can't do anything about that but turn health care reform into health insurance reform that forces people to buy junk insurance with the IRS acting as a collection agent.

"Burden." What an asshole.

"A solid B+." What an asshole.

UPDATE AFP:

And there was also the 160 kilogram gingerbread White House in the dining room, smothered in white chocolate with a model of Bo, the family dog, sitting by the steps.

Michelle Obama acknowledged that Portuguese waterhound Bo, who showed Oprah that he can "High-five" with his paw, would have his own stocking hanging up for Santa.

"Santa loves Bo too," the first lady exclaimed, as she revealed officially that the family would be spending the Christmas holidays in Hawaii where the president spent much of his childhood.

Obama said that if he had a seasonal wish it was: "I want the American people to feel confident that our future is gonna be bright.

"The 21st century will be as much the American century as the 20th century, as long as we maintain our sense of unity [especially with our friends at Golden Sacks and Shiti], but also our sense of hard work and determination," the president added.

Ooh, gingerbread! Can I have some?

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scoutt's picture

Since we're grading ourselves

I give myself a B- on the salad I made for dinner.
I'll give myself a B+ on the mediocre data sheet designs I did earlier today just for having the fortitude to grind through rev. 11.
Mmmm... let's see... an A- on the creativity of the white lie I fabricated to get out of a boozy dinner party on Wednesday.
And oh, an A+++ for knowing that Obama was mostly an Obama salesman.
Cheers and A's for everyone!

BDBlue's picture

Trillions

not billions. The banksters got trillions.

"Do what you feel in your heart to be right -- for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. " - Eleanor Roosevelt

hells kitchen's picture

This reminds me of the movie "Being There"

where the old servant is watching Chance the Gardener on TV being sucked up to by the host. She's shaking her head about how such a simpleton can find himself a national guru.

Opossum's picture

Best rant evah

Obama makes the world's bestest greatest speeches, but lambert makes the world's bestest greatest rants. I give it a solid B+, heck, let's go with the A!

madamab's picture

Obama sez: "No, you cannot haz gingerbread, lambert.

You can, however, have BO's latest efforts wrapped in shiny Christmas paper!

What, you don't want it?

That's okay. I know some regressives who will eat it. Heck, they'll eat any shit I give them and claim it tastes like Whole Foods chocolate pudding."

Oh, I'm sorry. Did that sound bitter?

It's hard work being Cassandra.

Never vote for people who hate you.

ERA Now!

The Widdershins

okanogen's picture

B+ to A-

Even for Obama, health insurance reform is only worth 0.4 grade points:

Oprah: So B-plus--what could you have done better?

Obama: Well, B-plus because of the things that are undone. Health care is not yet signed. If I get health care passed, we tip into A-minus.

Good to know how he prioritizes. If he only gives HCR a 0.4 point grade, what does he feel he did to get his 3.3?

Sorry, I don't fall in love with politicians. I'm not that desperate.....

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