Look out, Dems. If you’re in the book, you’re going to find yourself on a lot of TV shows the last week of this month.

Good to know the precious resources of the FBI are devoted to panty sniffing, no? I suppose it’s important to save the children (but just not right away), just as I’m sure it’s equally important to save the marriages of some old, white horndogs with too much cash and free time on their hands. Maybe they’ll uncover a terrorist plot to give American political leaders the Clap.