Dance With Confidence!

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General JC Christian continues to reach out to our Fellow Fighting Keyboarders with love letters and great ideas for a better world for all of us. Inspired, I heard the siren call of the Disco Ball...

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Pissing Our Pants
(sung to the tune of "Staying Alive")

Well, you can tell by the way I stain my pants
I'm a patriot: just read my rants
Muslims make me want to hiss, when they come at me
I start to piss
And now it's airtight, it's inside
I have hung onto my pride
We just want to all be safe
But when I walk I tend to chafe

When you are so frightened the tension is quite heightened
You're pissing your pants, pissing your pants
Feel the bladder leakin', everybody freakin'
And we're pissing our pants, pissing our pants
Ah, ha, ha, ha, pissing our pants, pissing our pants
Ah, ha, ha, ha, pissing our pants...

Well now, I get moist and I get dry
Sometimes in back I "bake a pie"
My body sometimes like to twist
I'm leakin' from every orifice
And now it's airtight, it's inside
I have hung onto my pride
We just want to all be safe
But when I walk I tend to chafe

Saw a brown person. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah
Saw a brown person. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yea. Pissing my pants.

Well, you can tell by the way I stain my pants
I'm a patriot: just read my rants
Muslims make me want to hiss, when they come at me
I start to piss
And now it's airtight, it's inside
I have hung onto my pride
We just want to all be safe
But when I walk I tend to chafe

When you are so frightened the tension is quite heightened
You're pissing your pants, pissing your pants
Feel the bladder leakin', everybody freakin'
And we're pissing our pants, pissing our pants
Ah, ha, ha, ha, pissing our pants, pissing our pants
Ah, ha, ha, ha, pissing our pants...

Saw a brown person. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah
Saw a brown person. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah. Pissing my pants.

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Note: I believe we have both a candidate and a spokesperson for the nascent Incontinental Party.

Image of Finnish Disco Dancers from here.

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