Official Obama / 111th Congress Excuse Thread

It's already started, so let's do our part for party loyalty.

Please add your own to this list:

* Two terms is too short to judge a presidency
* Because of the economic crisis, we can't...
* America can't accept a black man doing / not doing... (is this one still playable now that all racism has been eliminated forevah?)
* The Clintons made Obama pick party regulars like Biden, Emanuel, etc.; Obama was crippled by the Clintons' smears; Obama was saddled with the disastrous legacy of the Clinton presidency
* America has always been center-right
* Now is not the time to... so, check back in one or two Friedman Obama units
* The scary Republicans threatened to filibuster, so we had to fold on the spot
* We had to bring terrible legislation up for a vote, because....
* Just imagine how bad it would have been if Hillary/McCain/any other mortal had been elected
* Shrill, godless bloggers ruined everything with their incivility and skepticism
* Those goddamn Baby Boomers ruined everything by being so disgustingly old, numerous, and bickering
* Obama shouldn't have made a token gesture for gay rights/women's rights/some other insignificant and politically costly social issue
* World politics and natural disasters refused to chill out sufficiently for hope and change to be given a proper trial
* No one could have imagined that putting Republicans in the Cabinet would be a bad idea
* No one could have imagined that large corporations would yield excessive influence and would not behave in the public interest
* No would could have imagined that the media would be hostile if Democrats even thought about acting like Democrats
* No one could have imagined that Obama+Reid+Pelosi would be enablers of a Republican agenda
* I never said he was that good, anyway. And no fair citing my old blog posts, articles, etc. where I said he was transcendentally transcendent in an especially magical, pure, and world-healing way.

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*the "movement"/public hasn't done their part

-- that one's definitely coming.

How about

* There's still a terrorist threat we have to deal with by giving the military/intelligence/Haliburton more money, so other things must wait their time.
* Ponies are on back-order.

"Our country right or wrong. When right, to be kept right; when wrong, to be put right."
Carl Schurz - U.S. Senator 1/17/1872

HISTORY, n. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools.
(The Devil's Dictionary.com)

*the "movement"/public hasn't done their part

I pick this one as the blogger's choice.

sorry, not clear

"the blogger's choice" as in the so-called progressive blogs we love so much.

Hahahahaha!

Oh, you're serious.

*sigh*

What's an "Obama unit"?

Two years? A presidential term?

Only tyrants rig elections.

An Obama Unit

is forever

So in an Obama unit, going into Iraq will be seen as good

That's what Bush and his enablers have said, no?

Only tyrants rig elections.

1000 days, currently, but may "change"

of course.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/06/us/pol... -- "Mr. Obama told an interviewer toward the end of his campaign that it was more appropriate to talk about the first 1,000 days."

I never thought post election snark would be this fun.

There is endless joy to be had, now I'm happy he won. I never would be laughing this hard if McCain had won.

I love this job!

I love this job!

*all the conservative Dems we recruited voted w/GOP

--that's one that'll be true, but never uttered.

Well, that's one piece of good news

Rahm-Bo won't be picking Congressional candidates anymore.

i can haz hillary nao?

He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.
- Sir William Drummond

it really is,

depending on who takes his place on that, of course. The DNC is very emboldened to keep on doing it tho, since they're "succeeding" with it. I bet they keep it up regardless.

and he's totally the type to use the WH the way Dubya's people did--the attorneys stuff, and making all fed agencies work to help one side alone. (and because they never got in real trouble for it, it's probably now ok or seen as ok by the village, i guess)

I'm shocked VL

you forgot the universal Pelosi-reid excuse for capitulation/not doing a thing:

We have to keep our powder dry.

Heh. As if they'll ever fight for anything anyway (especially now).

Powder dry, of course!

Why waste the powder when we have the majority. Save it for the next time we lose power.

Why, it's as if the Democrats were a bunch of Republicans!

Oh, wait...they are.

"You'd better get this straight. Wise up before it's too late." -- Sister Sledge

JFK has been shot, we miss him a lot
He always knew what to do

-- Philly Cream

Already heard the racist excuse

On thursday as the market dropped my AA business partner said, "I see they don't like the darkie".
I popped out of my chair and said,"Nuh Unh. No you don't. You DO NOT get to have a chip on your shoulder about race this time. They LIKE the darkie. They DON"T LIKE the cunt".
Silence.

"If we have to have a dictator, who better than Obama"
- progressive blog commentator

"He's black!" excuse fails to show why he should be pres. at all

Since there is no such thing as a presidency void of controversy, then why should a black person even become president if racism puts them in a total straitjacket? I knew that I could never pick Hillary Clinton to be president if she wasn't, at least, willing to deal with the misogyny. She never lacked courage in taking it on. Better yet, she dug her heels in more with regards to gender rights, being the total opposite of Obama with regards to "black" issues.

I don't know what to make out of Obama: he's incredibly audacious and yet he's no leader. I keep hoping I'm horribly wrong and he'll take advantage of this incredible moment in political history to be a transformative president (in a good way), but I'm so scared he'll fuck it up. Big.