[Dept. of You-Can’t-Make-This-Up]
On the very same day the 5th Munitions Squadron loaded six nuclear warheads on a B-52 for transport out of Minot AFB (don’t worry, five showed up in Barksdale) they released this press release:
Enjoy a safe Labor Day weekend
Commentary by Col. Bruce Emig
5th Bomb Wing commander
8/30/2007 - MINOT AIR FORCE BASE, N.D.…. and urge you all once again to please keep safety in mind in all you do!
Don’t worry, it’s since been scrubbed.









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barksdale AFB
good morning — found an editorial in the shreveport times about a security guard involved in an accidental shooting at barksdale on thursday sept 27th — can’t find much else — television ktbs also reported the accident — mm
well, damn ... was he on duty when the shooting happened?
or was he in his quarters?
(briefly recalls a couple of off-duty incidents that were a Dan Wesson revolver trigger pull from being ”accidental” shootings during a previous life PCS Barksdale, and remembers to be thankful they turned out the way they did instead)
We can admit that we’re killers … but we’re not going to kill today. That’s all it takes! Knowing that we’re not going to kill today! ~ Captain James T. Kirk, Stardate 3193.0