Oh, splendid

International Atomic Energy experts have found unexplained plutonium and highly enriched uranium traces in a nuclear waste facility in Iran.

Thank The God of Your Choice President Shit Magnet is on a plane to Asia.

Otherwise He might have an urge to, erm, address the nation. Or have Condi play him something on the piano. Or ask Dick Cheney to pull his finger. Or something.

Sociopaths in the White House, fine. Fools, fine. But socipaths and fools? That's a little hard to take. So I'm feeling just a bit helpless...