Ok Sparky, tell me again why I must love Tasers

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  Words.. fail.. me..

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bringiton's picture

Love whom you please

Not my place to tell you how to feel.

As for this gadget, I'm holding out until the new taser-mp3-cellphone combo is released - it’s called The Ashley. :->

intranets's picture

leopard print and red-hot red

I can't figure out what my favorite part it. The cheezy chia-pet feel to it, or the gimicky USB-powered coffee warmer level "concept", like the marketing company in the Simpsons episode released a real product.

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This one calls for a title/caption contest

I'll start: "Flashdance... What a Feeling."

Do you think it could be a

Do you think it could be a vibrator too? That would be a nice addition.

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caption contest

How about "Red-hot red lipstick on a less lethal pig"

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