President Fuck You's debt presser: The shorter version
Gotta quote the whole thing, it's so great:
“[OBAMA] I tried repeatedly to surrender to the House GOP, but they wouldn’t take even my most abject surrender. I have summoned them back to the White House tomorrow morning in another attempt to force them to accept it. If worst comes to worst, and they will not accept my surrender, I am prepared to accept theirs, but I really don’t like it, and will use the opportunity to campaign against Democratic values in the next election.”
[I think I hurt myself laughing.]
NOTE Via Mark Thoma.