This ad hominem attack on Three Nasty Piss Pots goes well with the melody from Eric Idle’s Money Song.

heinous motherfuckers, full of nonsense
petty little Villagers to boot
nasty when they’re leering
embarassing when cheering
preening pompous polecats in cahoots

disgusting, pribbling bastards, full of bile
masticating weevils making hay
their mouths all going tweet-tweet
while they’re pulling on their man-meat
they’re straight so it’s okay when they are gay

there is nothing quite as awful as these pundits
there is nothing quite as miserable and foul
to say that they are assholes
is an insult to our assholes
why isn’t everybody crying “foul?”

democracy assaulted in our country
our liberties dismissed and tossed aside
yet when there’s elocution
we forget the Constitution
and give the corporations a free ride

yes, Russert, Matthews, Kurtz are just a symptom
of a malady that infects the world at large
when money does the talking
bullshit is happy walking
making so much money is a charge!

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