Seeing as how our national political discourse is reduced to the level of the schoolyard taunt, in that spirit I offer you this homofascinated essay on why corporate America sucks only slightly more than old dweeb comic book writer America. Beevis voice She said “suck.” Heh.

For you adults, why Hemingway and Van Gogh don’t mix.

Today I install a floor. So you can see why I must take refuge in humor. But this post is dedicated to the two Namorites I luv best in life. I for one would welcome a scaly-speedo Overlord of the Deep.