Say "Fuck" proudly!
Our Betters--the VRWC and its cocktail wienie-gobbling shills and whores in our famously free press and the Beltway kakistocracy--are clutching their pearls because, ya know, some bloggers use bad words.
Our Betters built an obscene world. Obscenity is not only a proper, but necessary response to that world. Obscenity denies these evildoers the deference they claim is their due; the deference they still demand from us, and from their Beltway courtiers, sycophants, and enablers.
That's why we say Fuck .
So, which column is more obscene?
|Adulterous and fornicating Republicans spend $20 million investigating somebody else's blowjob.||Fuck|
|Our famously free press gores Gore.||Fuck|
|Jebbie rigs Florida election for Bush with fraudulent felon's list that systematically excludes Democratic voters.||Fuck|
|Beltway Republican operatives shut down Miami recount.||Fuck|
|Republicans steal Florida 2000 with "good for one time only" decision in Bush v. Gore.||Fuck|
|Massive tax cuts for the rich.||Fuck|
|Vacationing Bush receives memo entitled "Bin Laden determined to strike in U.S.", tells briefer "You've covered your ass, now."||Fuck|
|Bin Laden strikes in U.S. on 9/11.||Fuck|
|Falwell, Robertson blame the gays, ACLU, for 9/11.||Fuck|
|"The intelligence and the facts are fixed around the policy."||Fuck|
|"The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa."||Fuck|
|White House Iraq Group plants over 50 pro-Iraq war stories in our famously free press.||Fuck|
|Judy "Kneepads" Miller.||Fuck|
|Republicans use Iraq AUMF as tool to win the midterms.||Fuck|
|Troops sent into Iraq with no body armor.||Fuck|
|$8.6 billion missing in Iraq.||Fuck|
|50,000 civilian casualties in Iraq.||Fuck|
|Cheney tells Pat Leahy "Fuck yourself" on Senate floor.||Fuck|
|Bush commits over 30 felonies in warrantless surveillance program.||Fuck|
|Times suppresses Bush warrantless surveillance scoop until Bush is elected.||Fuck|
|Bush surveills everybody including Aunt Molly.||Fuck|
|Bush surveillance program so huge NSA is running out of electrical power.||Fuck|
|Kerry swiftboated by VRWC operatives.||Fuck|
|Bush takes "softball" questions from former male escort, frequent White House guest, "Jeff Gannon."||Fuck|
|*Mark Foley (R-Neverland) to teen page: "Don't forget to measure for me."||Fuck|
|Bush bans Democrats from all campaign rallies.||Fuck|
|Republicans manipulate 2004 elections with terror alerts.||Fuck|
|Bush bans Democrats from all Social Security bamboozlepalooza rallies.||Fuck|
|*Broderella can't stop sniffing Hillary's panties||Fuck|
|*Dick "Dick" Cheney shoots friend in the face, goes home, has drinks and dinner, gets around to releasing the story in, oh, a day or so. Story promptly dies.||Fuck|
|Republicans gut the Geneva convention.||Fuck|
|Republicans "legalize" torture.||Fuck|
|Republicans gut habeas corpus.||Fuck|
|Republicans hold at least 10,000 in European gulags.||Fuck|
|Republicans use signing statements to rewrite laws.||Fuck|
|Bush will keep us in Iraq even if only Barney and Laura agree with Him.||Fuck|
|Cheney contines to avoid impeachment.||Fuck|
|Bush continues to avoid impeachment.||Fuck|
Readers, did I miss anything? I mean, WTF?
UPDATE Bienvenue, mon general!
UPDATE * How could I forget these?
UPDATE See here for a subsequent version with more but, oddly, asterisked naughty words.