Broder on the Republican debate:

Mr. Nasty and Mr. Nice
Well, sure, Willard Mitt may have strapped his dog on top of his car on a family trip, and left it up there until a brown liquid ran down the back window, but at least he didn't bill the taxpayers for trysts in his love nest with Judy in the Hamptons like Rudy did.

So, they're both great candidates.

Really?

No, not really.

NOTE "Judy," right? Not "Judi"? Maybe with a smiley face over the "i"? Just asking.