Tue, 07/24/2007 - 7:52am — lambert
Of course! God is in the White House!
24% (16 votes)
Maybe, but we should wait until the actual Bush Ascension to do so
8% (5 votes)
No, because the Bush Presidential Library has first dibs
11% (7 votes)
No, because Walter Reed needs the originals to build prosthetic replacements
8% (5 votes)
No, because given where they came from, there's no jar big enough to hold them
50% (33 votes)
Total votes: 66
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What David Letterman said
"After the procedure, the doctors put President Bush's head back in his ass, where they found it..."
Myself, I don't understand why the doctors were looking up Bush's ass to begin with - Dick Cheney got out years ago...
...for the rest of us
...for the rest of us
Did Letterman say that?!?!
Come on. Not possible.
No authoritarians were tortured in the writing of this post.
"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi
Leno (!) did, per Froomkin
Or something very close to it:
sez Froom
Which is not to say Letterman might not have too, but we would need a clip/quote. The concept pretty much writes itself; the only challenge would be summoning up the courage to say it on air and be accused of being "vitriolic", "shrill", or even, gasp (we need a bug for this one too) "Partisan
." (proposed def. "Speaking with a lack of deference to a Republican person or idea.")
Without Polyps, Nothing to See at SMU
Since everything else is a SuperDooperBigTopMagicalMysterySecret, only the polyps will be on display.
Ruth
Ruth
Would I lie to you?
I saw Letterman with my very eyes last night, and heard him with my very ears. Certainly someone out there can come up with a clip. I cannot do such things at Pole Hill because our connection to the information superhighway is a dirt path way too narrow for video. The phone company keeps telling me I'm too far out in the sticks for broadband.
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...for the rest of us
Sad at removal
I'm sad Bush's polyps were removed. They were the only benign thing about him.