I'm sad Bush's polyps were removed. They were the only benign thing about him.

I saw Letterman with my very eyes last night, and heard him with my very ears. Certainly someone out there can come up with a clip. I cannot do such things at Pole Hill because our connection to the information superhighway is a dirt path way too narrow for video. The phone company keeps telling me I'm too far out in the sticks for broadband.

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Since everything else is a SuperDooperBigTopMagicalMysterySecret, only the polyps will be on display.

Ruth

Or something very close to it:

And Jay Leno: "Tomorrow, President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy. You know what they found the last time Bush had a colonoscopy? His head.... While he's under, they will temporarily transfer power to Dick Cheney. Well, good luck getting that power back, huh? ... You know what's going to happen by noon tomorrow. He will have invaded Iran, Syria and Malibu."

sez Froom

Which is not to say Letterman might not have too, but we would need a clip/quote. The concept pretty much writes itself; the only challenge would be summoning up the courage to say it on air and be accused of being "vitriolic", "shrill", or even, gasp (we need a bug for this one too) "Partisan." (proposed def. "Speaking with a lack of deference to a Republican person or idea.")

Come on. Not possible.

No authoritarians were tortured in the writing of this post.

"After the procedure, the doctors put President Bush's head back in his ass, where they found it..."

Myself, I don't understand why the doctors were looking up Bush's ass to begin with - Dick Cheney got out years ago...

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