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Should Bush's polyps should be preserved as Holy Relics?

lambert's picture
Tue, 07/24/2007 - 8:52am — lambert
Of course! God is in the White House!
24% (16 votes)
Maybe, but we should wait until the actual Bush Ascension to do so
8% (5 votes)
No, because the Bush Presidential Library has first dibs
11% (7 votes)
No, because Walter Reed needs the originals to build prosthetic replacements
8% (5 votes)
No, because given where they came from, there's no jar big enough to hold them
50% (33 votes)
Total votes: 66
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Sad at removal

By Mayfly (not verified) on Wed, 07/25/2007 - 8:39am

I'm sad Bush's polyps were removed. They were the only benign thing about him.

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Would I lie to you?

By dr sardonicus on Tue, 07/24/2007 - 5:30pm

I saw Letterman with my very eyes last night, and heard him with my very ears. Certainly someone out there can come up with a clip. I cannot do such things at Pole Hill because our connection to the information superhighway is a dirt path way too narrow for video. The phone company keeps telling me I'm too far out in the sticks for broadband.

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Without Polyps, Nothing to See at SMU

By Ruth on Tue, 07/24/2007 - 12:02pm

Since everything else is a SuperDooperBigTopMagicalMysterySecret, only the polyps will be on display. Ruth

Ruth

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Leno (!) did, per Froomkin

By xan (not verified) on Tue, 07/24/2007 - 10:17am

Or something very close to it:

And Jay Leno: "Tomorrow, President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy. You know what they found the last time Bush had a colonoscopy? His head.... While he's under, they will temporarily transfer power to Dick Cheney. Well, good luck getting that power back, huh? ... You know what's going to happen by noon tomorrow. He will have invaded Iran, Syria and Malibu."

sez Froom

Which is not to say Letterman might not have too, but we would need a clip/quote. The concept pretty much writes itself; the only challenge would be summoning up the courage to say it on air and be accused of being "vitriolic", "shrill", or even, gasp (we need a bug for this one too) "Partisan." (proposed def. "Speaking with a lack of deference to a Republican person or idea.")

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Did Letterman say that?!?!

By lambert on Tue, 07/24/2007 - 9:19am

Come on. Not possible.

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What David Letterman said

By dr sardonicus on Tue, 07/24/2007 - 9:10am

"After the procedure, the doctors put President Bush's head back in his ass, where they found it..."

Myself, I don't understand why the doctors were looking up Bush's ass to begin with - Dick Cheney got out years ago...

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Don't no don't now try to get yourself elected
If you do you had better cut your hair

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