Well if this doesn't just take all the fucking fun out of a good hearty well deserve fucking tirade:

But the judges said vulgar words are just as often used out of frustration or excitement, and not to convey any broader obscene meaning. “In recent times even the top leaders of our government have used variants of these expletives in a manner that no reasonable person would believe referenced sexual or excretory organs or activities.”

So can we now get an Official Supremes Stamp of Approval on blow jobs too? A ruling that they are either not really "sex" or can no longer be classified as deviant or unnatural acts since "even top leaders of our government" are "reported" to have engaged in them? But to continue the tortured logic here,

Adopting an argument made by lawyers for NBC, the judges then cited examples in which Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney had used the same language that would be penalized under the policy. Mr. Bush was caught on videotape last July using a common vulgarity that the commission finds objectionable in a conversation with Prime Minister Tony Blair of Britain. Three years ago, Mr. Cheney was widely reported to have muttered an angry obscene version of “get lost” to Senator Patrick Leahy on the floor of the United States Senate.

We can also take it that "widely reported"--which term is also used to refer to unsubstantiated rumor or gossip--is functionally equivalent to "caught on tape" or admitted by the perpetrator? Oh the abuse of language, it covers so much more than profanity.

Somebody go find George Carlin and follow him around. Don't let him be alone today.