Readers?

I did a quick Google on “Ted Haggard” + “Lincoln Bedroom” but didn’t turn up any hits. I guess although Bush and Unka Karl took Ted’s calls, they didn’t actually invite him for an overnight.

Which saves me the trouble of correlating “Jeff Gannon’s” overnights with Ted Haggard’s.

What a shame.

UPDATE I think I need to add The Department of Uh-Huh for this one:

Evangelist admits meth, massage, no sex. Oh, and Haggard never snorter or injected:

“I bought [the meth] for myself but never used it,” he said. “I was tempted, but I never used it.”