Spreading Santorum at the Inky

The rich winger who bought the Inky thinks that when we repudiate Rick "Down Boy" Santorum (R-Let's Have the Kids Handle the Dead Fetus) at the polls, we're really saying that we want to read him in the editorial pages of the sadly diminished Inky.

They never let up, do they? Even though they're fucking losers, they never let up.

Couldn't the Inky hire The Man in the Grey Turtleneck instead? Atrios is from Philly, he's a thousand times smarter than Rick, he's a trained economist, he's better writer, he doesn't look creepy, and he isn't obsessed with fucking dogs. What's not to like?

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how ironic

i was just talking to some other people about what we want from the press and how the press can work with blogosphere for positive change.

my answer: they can't. this just proves my point. a discredited, tossed on his ass former senator from republican wackoland will now be a regular voice for the publication serving an overwhelmingly democratic down.

but the good news is that santorum is a product that few will want to buy. let them kill themselves, the sooner the SCLM is gone, the better we'll all be.

"Work for positive change"

Ick. What flaccid language. Avoid.

Personally, I feel that gutting the Beltway 500, skinning them, salting the hide, and nailing them up on the wall of my barn to dry would be an extremely positive change.

Not to use overly vivid language, of course.

No authoritarians were tortured in the writing of this post.

"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi

well, you'll be proud to know

the language i used was "string them up by the heels and roast them slowly over hot coals" and the positive change bs came from the more, um, moderate voices.

don't worry, i'm not making any friends.

No flaccid language!

I suggest replacing all flaccid language with what a commenter over at JockoHomo said:

Screw you fascist control freak talibangelical douchebags, this is America! Queer power! Queer power!

In fact, I may just adopt this as my mantra as I sit in my yurt. Or, more likely, behind the wheel of my minivan as I drive my three kids to school.

Blue Gal
http://bgalrstate.blogspot.com
http://ristocrats.blogspot.com

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