This is likely the most important issue the Senate will face this year. I’m so glad they are using the force of their Constitutional power to apply their valuable and limited time to an investigation of this society-wide issue of consequence. I mean, if sports is rigged and the coaches and players cheat, why- how could anyone stand to spend all that time at the watercooler dissecting and deconstructing new and clever commercials’ deep, meaningful cultural relevance? Think of the Children, won’t you?

Americans and their Leaders know what matters most, and I for one look forward to voting for Bud over Miller Light in the fall…