Rush, Bill, Michelle: I have to hand it to you, you’ve pretty much nailed us Progressives as the phonies that we are. I mean, sure, Michael J. Fox really does have Parkinsons, but he only shakes because of his mendacious medication otherwise he’d be rock still like Sitting Bull on Defiant Indian Day. As for Bill O’? Remember the kid who was kidnapped by that weirdo? Well, that dirty little boy was just another example of a pod person, a cipher, a changeling, a phony-baloney-maroni. Yeah, Bill, that boy was having the time of his life with his aw-shucks-buddy, at least when his time wasn’t threatened with his imminent death. The fact that the lad’s family wants you to apologize—not to them but to their son—should not persuade you to do so. Do you know why? Well, this liberal is spilling the beans and sharing a secret: It’s because we’re all phonies. Every single last one of us.  Read more