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What's the best way for Bush to recruit new US attorneys, since nobody wants the job now?

* Outsource the jobs to Attorneys in India\n* Offer them $40,000 signing bonuses\n* Offer them $40,000 signing bonuses, and throw in some Clenis porn from Jerry Falwell\n* Offer them hookers from Shirlington Limo\n* Trade the existing attorneys to the RNC for players to be named later\n