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TSA: Tall, Sexy, Available?

He's tall, he's smooth, and he's way better looking than his 'brother.' If I were a lonely TSA screener, I'd pull him out of line and whisk him to the front like a celebrity too. Although, I hope it was one of the TSA's more masculine types. Jus sayin. OTOH, I developed an instant crush on him when I met him in DC, so I totally understand how a SecurityGal could fall for him.

Humor aside, whiskey tango foxtrot? Are good looks the newest security clearance standard? Does the smooth swish of a well rounded derriere do the trick? What about bedroom eyes? Read more…

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