Biting the Hand that Steals from You

stop That Silly Protectionism and Give Your Kid the Poison Dora For Free Trade's Sake

None of this fuddy-duddy mommy stuff, we need to look on importing unsafe products from China as companionable world development. Behave responsibly and put the burden of inspection on the American contractor that hired them! (If you think I'm kidding, read on, your economic pundits are hard at work on this one.)

Why worry about the salmonella in the shrimp, the poisons in the kids' toy paint? We have bigger concerns here. And besides, they could retaliate against our U.S. imports of baby bottles that sterilize their kids!