Cheney Protection Program

Another Last Song for Dick Cheney

Won't You Slink Home, Dick Cheney
(sung to the tune Won't You Come Home, Bill Bailey)

Won't you slink home, Dick Cheney, won't you slink home
I've groaned the whole week long
I'll do the huntin', honey, I'll shoot the guests
I even wrote this song

You remember that Sunday talk show
I turned you off...my remote control fingers roam
Yeah, I know you're insane, but...never to blame
Dick Cheney, won't you please slink home