One has no choice in this life but to worship the Mighty God who is Colbert:

Colbert: You have not introduced a single piece of legislation since you entered Congress.

Westmoreland: That’s correct.

Colbert: This has been called a do nothing Congress. Is it safe to say you’re the do nothingest?  Read more 

“Colbert,” performed by The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy.

(to the tune of the Eric Clapton hit “Cocaine”)

Who taught the Pres and the press that thing called “truthiness”: Colbert  Read more