I mean, really- some of this stuff just writes itself. From the ever delectable Fox News, one of the spawn of Phelps and a daily Bobblehead get touchy feely:

“What would you do if you had a son in the military?” an outraged Banderas asked. “Would you damn him to hell as well? Because you’re gonna join him there if you had a son!”

“I have eight sons and I have three daughters,” responded Phelps-Roper, “and none of them would dare, dare fight for a nation who has made God their No. 1 enemy.”Who's a terrorist, again? Read more…