It’s most likely a spoof, but I thought it was funny:

Project Pterosaur Protocols
Our first and foremost goal is to serve the Lord and be prayerful in our actions.

Pterosaurs are not to be harmed, nor are their colonies to be unduly disrupted, so as to preserve these evidences for future generations.

If we find pterodactyloids that are too large to capture and bring back unharmed, we will instead take eggs and/or photos.

Ethnological evidences of latent Biblical knowledge in native cultures from before the Tower of Babel incident should be recorded for use in study and museum displays.  Read more 

Timesman Ralph Blumenthal cuts loose with a beauty:

Evolution Opponents Lose Kansas Board Majority
Kansas voters on Tuesday handed power back to moderates on the State Board of Education, setting the stage for a return of science teaching that broadly accepts the theory of evolution, according to preliminary election results.

Can anyone spot the “balance blooper”?  Read more