“Dean’s List” is an Honor—“Dunce” is Not

So the “National Republican Senatorial Campaign” wanted to say something cutting and cruel and derisive about John Edwards, because he was meeeen to Dear Leader in a fundraising letter. (He said Bush didn’t handle Katrina very well. O the horror! O the shock!)

So they called him “Dean for a Day”! Oooh. Owwie. I bet that just made Sunshine Johnny cry big tears.

Eh, okay. Not. And why should it, pray tell? If I didn’t know better I would think this “NRSC” was a gang of unpaid interns from the College Republicans whose campaign bible was “The Wit & Wisdom of Ann Coulter” or something.  Read more 

Because we’re going to attack Iran, say the “elites”, and when that happens, the straits of Hormuz are going to be closed.

Of course, if we want to keep our oil cheap, we can always attack Venezuela. Or Canada.  Read more