First Church of Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter is the New Moses


If Christians don't bug the hell out of Jews, who will? And don't say "Muslims" because that's cheating!

What follows is from the musical comedy "Torah, Torah, Torah" set to open at the Starlight Lounge in Mecca this coming Ramadan...

In this scene, the coltish, horsey, equine, studly, whinnying, nostrils-flared, somewhat jangly Ann Coulter rallys a group of baby-aborting, Christ-killing, shekel trading, garlic eating, Melrose-shopping Jews to "better themselves and attain the Holy Land by bowing down to another religious group's rules for attaining the Kingdom of the Sky God."