How about your favorite comedian and favorite joke?

I heard an old joke this week--the old singing telegram joke. Anyone want to tell it?

It's Friday...

On the radio just now, Albert Brook's favorite joke...(see second post.)

Tell us a joke, fer cryin' out loud!!

Extra credit for economic jokes...

What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.

Happy end of the week! Was Labor Day this week?? Whoa, almost doesn't feel like it anymore...

But some places, there's summer happening. So I'm off to swim...

The water cooler or the camp circle is yours, everyone. Know any good jokes?

By the end of the week, ya just need jokes.

Anyone got some?

According to research, I should wait until 6:03 next week to start our joke exchange...
No connection here with getting home to dinner I'm sure:
"Laugh Lab researchers found that jokes are funniest at 6:03 PM around the middle of the month and least humorous at 1:30 AM at the end of the month."
And what were you doing calling me at 1:30 AM?