Friiiday. Bad week for me. And funnily enough, I wasn't even thinking about money when I said that.

Please post jokes.

Why do we have elections?
Because Monopoly with real money gets boring.
Because junior high is too short.
Because there's only so many people you can hurt with religion.
To check the census.
Because how many other booths can you leap out of and save the world?!
(please don't try this at your own polling place; caped crusader collusions can turn to violence.)
Because otherwise we'd know we have no choice.
To keep us in practice filling out those little oval bubbles. Otherwise we might forget between the SATs and the Social Security forms.
So the Village can blame us.
What else can be stolen so cheaply anymore?
Because shop early, shop often isn't funny.

Welcome to the last day of the work week.

Happy Friday!

We made it. I think.

Please post jokes.

What do you say to a Joke-Off? Someone tells a joke and then we all try to tell a joke on the same topic.

Happy Friday!

Please send jokes!

It's Friday. Heard any good jokes?

I'm thinking about fruit jokes and Shakespeare jokes....

Why aren't bananas ever lonely?
Because they come in bunches!

What do you get when you cross a potato with an onion?
A potato with watery eyes!
or
I don't know but I want to eat it for breakfast!

What do you get when you cross a tree with a genius?
Albert Pinestein!

How do bananas greet each other?
With a banana shake!

What is King Kong's favorite food?
Ape-ricots!

When is an apple a grouch?
When it's a crab apple!

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine!

Shakespeare walks into a pub and the landlord says, ‘I’m not serving you.’
Shakespeare says, ‘Wherefore, prithee?’
And the landlord says, ‘You’re bard!’