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Submitted by lambert on Tue, 2007-09-11 21:37.

I’m so proud! [sniff]

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Ponies for everyone!

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Say "Fuck" proudly!

Submitted by lambert on Thu, 2007-02-08 10:09.

Our Betters—the VRWC and its cocktail wienie-gobbling shills and whores in our famously free press and the Beltway kakistocracy—are clutching their pearls because, ya know, some bloggers use bad words.

Our Betters built an obscene world. Obscenity is not only a proper, but a necessary response to that world. Obscenity denies these evildoers the deference they claim is their due; the deference they still demand from us, and from their Beltway courtiers, sycophants, and enablers.

That’s why we say Fuck .

So, which column is more obscene?

DeedsWord
Adulterous and fornicating Republicans spend $20 million investigating somebody else’s blowjob.Fuck
Our famously free press gores Gore.Fuck
Jebbie rigs Florida election for Bush with fraudulent felon’s list that systematically excludes Democratic voters.Fuck
Beltway Republican operatives shut down Miami recount.Fuck
Republicans steal Florida 2000 with “good for one time only” decision in Bush v. Gore.Fuck
Massive tax cuts for the rich.Fuck
Vacationing Bush receives memo entitled “Bin Laden determined to strike in U.S.”, tells briefer “You’ve covered your ass, now.”Fuck
Bin Laden strikes in U.S. on 9/11.Fuck
Falwell, Robertson blame the gays, ACLU, for 9/11.Fuck
“The intelligence and the facts are fixed around the policy.”Fuck
“The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa.”Fuck
White House Iraq Group plants over 50 pro-Iraq war stories in our famously free press.Fuck
Judy “Kneepads” Miller.Fuck
Republicans use Iraq AUMF as tool to win the midterms.Fuck
Baghdad looted.Fuck
Troops sent into Iraq with no body armor.Fuck
$8.6 billion missing in Iraq.Fuck
50,000 civilian casualties in Iraq.Fuck
Abu Ghraib.Fuck
Cheney tells Pat Leahy “Fuck yourself” on Senate floor.Fuck
Bush commits over 30 felonies in warrantless surveillance program.Fuck
Times suppresses Bush warrantless surveillance scoop until Bush is elected.Fuck
Bush surveills everybody including Aunt Molly.Fuck
Bush surveillance program so huge NSA is running out of electrical power.Fuck
Kerry swiftboated by VRWC operatives.Fuck
Bush takes “softball” questions from former male escort, frequent White House guest, “Jeff Gannon.”Fuck
*Mark Foley (R-Neverland) to teen page: “Don’t forget to measure for me.”Fuck
*RepublicanimalsFuck
Bush bans Democrats from all campaign rallies.Fuck
Republicans manipulate 2004 elections with terror alerts.Fuck
Bush bans Democrats from all Social Security bamboozlepalooza rallies.Fuck
Katrina.Fuck
*Broderella can’t stop sniffing Hillary’s pantiesFuck
*Dick “Dick” Cheney shoots friend in the face, goes home, has drinks and dinner, gets around to releasing the story in, oh, a day or so. Story promptly dies.Fuck
Republicans gut the Geneva convention.Fuck
Republicans “legalize” torture.Fuck
Republicans gut habeas corpus.Fuck
Republicans hold at least 10,000 in European gulags.Fuck
Republicans use signing statements to rewrite laws.Fuck
Bush will keep us in Iraq even if only Barney and Laura agree with Him.Fuck
Cheney contines to avoid impeachment.Fuck
Bush continues to avoid impeachment.Fuck

Readers, did I miss anything? I mean, WTF?  Read more 

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