Dildo Freedom now available in Texas. Good on you kids for joining the 15th century. Check out that whole “no slaves” concept, it works up here. Anyway, enough of slamming TX, lots of good people down there and I’m glad they are all free to reach orgasm in the comfort of their own home. “People complained” about a woman selling sex toys (and lame, bougie ones, at that) but nevermind the strip clubs or adult magazine shops that are all over the place? Hmmm. But I’m glad I found this link to the older story about her arrest. Someone finally said plainly what this is all about:

Gloria Gillaspie, a pastor at Lighthouse Church in Burleson, said she has met and counseled some women who had talked to Webb about the products she sold.

“It was causing problems with their marriages,” she said

Translation: some women had discovered how to orgasm, and their husbands didn’t like that, because they were inadequate as husbands. And Jesus didn’t seem to have much to say on the matter that was helpful. Thou Shall not Use a French Tickler?  Read more 

Well, I’ll give them credit- they are learning. We’re all talking about religion this month, and I’d like to hear what people are saying about this sort of “attack plan.” The video is slick, and if you flit around the rest of the site, it’s rather hard to avoid feeling like all those little red targeting dots aren’t really meant for you.

Let’s not kid ourselves, ok? You moderate folks can spend all day arguing about who is “closer to Christ” and all that good stuff, but there is only one thing that I need to know in this frontline of the culture war: they want to kill me.  Read more 

Look, I’m not a believer but this is just obscene. If I were a monotheist, I’d be screaming my head off about this kind of abuse of religious tradition. Honestly, what kind of tortured logic do you have to use to think that there’s something in the Bible about the minimum wage?  Read more