Because it’s irresponsible not to speculate. Just how much “fawning” are we talking abut here?

A source close to former House Clerk Jeff Trandahl told ABC News that Arizona Congressman Jim Kolbe (R-Ariz.) was one of a small number of “problem members” of Congress who page program supervisors complained spent too much time socializing with pages, taking them to dinner or sporting events outside of official duties.  Read more 

Look, I understand that some people just can’t bring themselves to do it. 17% or so are happy in that closet, and who am I to judge, except to say that happiness isn’t found there. But this is just ridiculous:

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Look out, Dems. If you’re in the book, you’re going to find yourself on a lot of TV shows the last week of this month.

Good to know the precious resources of the FBI are devoted to panty sniffing, no? I suppose it’s important to save the children (but just not right away), just as I’m sure it’s equally important to save the marriages of some old, white horndogs with too much cash and free time on their hands. Maybe they’ll uncover a terrorist plot to give American political leaders the Clap.