Hey, Good People! image of me dancing on the platform handing you a cold one and inviting you to get jiggy wit me

It’s cold and rainy here, and I just finished major labor of the sort that is both boring and necessary. Which has been my life for like, the last few weeks. But for the first time in a while, I’ve dipped into the blogosphere, and for that matter, the world of politics. Krist, nothing is better than politics for those who need a breather and some sit down time from Actual Physcial Labor. That’s something I suspect 90% of the blogosphere “leadership” class doesn’t know so much about. Anyway…

So what’s up? What are you talking about? Who is the Villain and Heroine today? I don’t watch teevee, nor read corporate print-scum. I literally and truly have “no idea why you are upset.” Are you? Or have we reached candidate intra-party nirvana? LBJ/JFK baybee: it’s what “Americka” really wants, if you haven’t noticed.

It’s funny, for me. I’m not rich, important or powerful, and yet I do a little dogpile/googling and I see that despite my gardening-imposed blogospherical silence, I guess I’ve been “saying something” and pissing people off. Well, OK then! I like pissing people off. What should I go read in this lull between bed prep, and about what should I write? I’m so angry today, for stupid family reasons; it’s time to project that negenergy elsewhere. Tell me of whom you’d like me to beat up, intellectually and factually. My fingers are tired of digging dirt, but not the electronic kind; I’m all ears. As my Blue Lord says: your candidate sucks. I’ll add: you’re stupid and wrong and misinformed. How can I make you more mad? I really want to know.

…being naughty is hard, hard work. But you love it, or you wouldn’t be here. Also: Lambert, Leah and MJS are stupid and Shystee is stupider. But Xan and Sarah are the worst.

Can I have a high paying job in the next Dem administration now? I’ve “excoriated” my “traitorous” blogmates, is that good enough? It seems if I’m to retain my blogocreds, I must build some faggot* piles and burn some witches. Well, there it is: I’m orthodox and I hate and burn who you hate and burn. So long as they are Dems/Progressives. That’s the imporant lesson, right? Gawd will punish the Republicans, so I’m not worried about them, right?  Read more