How low can you go, Mr. President?  Read more 

Some stupid bitch in FL. Jesus on a cracker, what the hell is wrong with some people? I’ve got an idea: how about “The Duty Hole Monologues?” Or, “Queefings of a Bearded Taco?”

A theatre in Florida has had to change the title of a charity production of The Vagina Monologues on its marquee, after a woman complained that it was offensive.

The new name? They’ve decided on ’The Hoohaa Monologues’.

Atlantic Theatres in Atlantic Beach, Florida, received a complaint from a woman who’d seen the advertised title as she drove past with her niece. She said that it had made her niece ask her what a vagina was.

The theatre’s Bryce Pfanenstiel commented: ’I’m on the phone and asked “What did you tell her?” She’s like, “I’m offended I had to answer the question.”’  Read more 

I’m feeling stoopid. Someone align the following for me:

Tony Blair yesterday told radical Muslims that they had a “duty to integrate” into British society and warned them they could not be allowed to override what he described as the country’s core values of democracy, tolerance and respect for the law. “Our tolerance is part of what makes Britain, Britain. Conform to it; or don’t come here. We don’t want the hate-mongers, whatever their race, religion or creed,” Mr Blair said.

and yet:

Mr Blair offered his most explicit support yet of attempts to limit the wearing of the Muslim veil in public and said ethnic and religious groups who want grants from the state would have to show they were promoting cohesion and integration.  Read more 

File this under thank god Holden does it so I don’t have to. I know it’s bad, but sometimes I just have to remind myself that yes, Virginia, this is real life and not a comic book in which Bizarro is President:

Chimpy was in Saint Louis today blathering on about renewable energy and, despite the best efforts of the Secret Service, he was actually heckled.

THE PRESIDENT: Oh, I’m sure there are some people out there saying, well, you know, he’s just dreaming. Well, I’m just listening to the dreamers who happen to be good, smart, capable people who know what they’re talking about —
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Out of Iraq now! Out of Iraq now! Soldiers are not renewables!  Read more