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Karl Rove is Shitting Pumpkins Right Now

I heard a rumor about this earlier but now it’s confirmed:
Blackberry System Dead in entire Western Hemisphere.

Wonder what could cause such a massive outage of this system, the tit of which Karl R suckles on incessantly? Don’t you wonder if maybe their attempt to pull his records out of the servers could have caused something to go a little bit oopsie?

I bet he’s wondering that about now. I hear their servers are in Canada too…  Read more