General JC Christian took note of a Utah(Utahnian?) man's declaration of Satan's role in illegal immigration. I was inspired to write some lyrics about God's wisdom in creating evil, for indeed all things come from God, including little shitballs from Utah.

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The Greatest Story Ever Sold

We live in God's green garden
and frolic in the sun
we drink cabernet 'neath the Milky Way
then pass out when we are done

We live in fallen Paradise
but heck, it ain't so bad
we love the Lord and when we're bored
we tend to scratch our 'nads

But God, who is almighty
he really queered the pitch
he left a nasty loophole
for his favorite evil bitch

(chorus)
Everybody!
The greatet story ever sold
is the greatest tale, bar none
an all-powerful semitic deity
lets evil have some fun
satan is so rotten
he tortures everyone
who doesn't think that jesus
was god's begotten son
(pause)
or something like that...