logic

You--Yes, You-- Have Had This Conversation

Lifted from SimplyLeftBehind with thanks to our favorite flyboy Barry From Alaska (over at CatMan'sDue)

Liberal: The USA has fifty states.

Conservative: No, it doesn’t.

Liberal: Yes, it does. The USA has fifty states.

Conservative: What about Guam? What about that Guam, huh? Or the
Virgin Islands?

Liberal: Those are territories, not states. The USA has fifty states.