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It's no secret Mitt Romney advocated doubling the size of Guantanamo's torture camp, nor that he tied his dog to the roof of his car for a twelve hour drive [until a "brown liquid" flowed down the back window--Lambert]. But he's also tight with Mel Sembler in Florida (Romney press release), and if that name, Mel Sembler, sounds familiar, it's cause he's the guy who used to run Straight, Inc., the place teens and addicts were sent for behavior modification, by torture. Read more…