So reports are that Der Mittster is gonna speak to the wingnut-welfare kings of the ConservativePAC and announce that they are all bastard people and should go to hell and die* and he’s quitting and going home.

The bet here: he’ll sing the praises of John McCain, never mention the Huckster’s name, and work out a VP deal. Unite the “moderate” and “real wackaloon-but-not-Jeebusite” wings of the party, etc.

Dogs everywhere don’t know why but suddenly wag their tails and smile.

*okay, that’s what he’d like to say, like “where were you mean people when I was looking for some kind of electoral return on my money, dadgummit??” but he probably won’t really.