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New White House Stationery Unveiled at Press Conference

(Jivester’s Scare the Holy Fucking Crap Out of You News) The White House announced today its plans to “frighten the pants off of everyone” during the two months leading up to the November elections. “This is not a partisan effort on our part,” said Tony Snow, sporting his spooky Ari Fleischer mask before a nervous, edgy gaggle of White House reporters.  Read more