Myopia

Squinting Through the Debate

I've been having some trouble with my eyes lately. Sometimes, if I close them, I can't see anything. And that almost happened tonight, but I didn't close them all the way: I closed them just enough to make the Democratic candidates for President look like one really big candidate with different voices. Kind of like an obese Robin Williams.

I was watching the debate with Chauncy, who continues to heal from his surgery. He pretended he wasn't interested in the live CNN telecast, but he did get mad whenever Wolf Blitzer was speaking. "If he's a wolf then I'm a can of sardines," said Chauncy. I replied, "You are not a can of sardines." Chauncy nodded.

So the debate went something like this for me: